it's "on the way"

I've seen some insane postal tracking before, but this takes the cake.

Bought a new pair of Columbia shorts on ebay for cheaper by half than I could get them from Columbia. Purchased April 5 and got a tracking number email on April 6. 

Here it is April 19 -- a single pair of shorts likely in an envelope, mind you -- that have now criss-crossed America TWICE and still no sign of them in Denver. From Portland to Atlanta back to Washington and now "in transit, arriving late."

I should say so. Good thing I was buying them for Sam's graduation trip next month. Maybe they'll show up by then.