Dear Jack in the Box,
Never mind that the crack-laced southwest ranch dressing you pair with your southwest chicken salad is absolutely irresistible despite its presence practically tripling the total calorie count, never mind that your cherry tomato ration is two lousy little red dots per salad, the real sin here is that you clearly have created a world shortage of the spicy corn sticks that are supposed to be packaged with every one of your SW salads and are now managing to cheat half your customers by leaving them out of their orders. This is the second time in three tries that you have robbed me of my perfect salad. The previous time you simply packaged nothing with the dressing, hid it in the bag, and let me drive away.
You wisely got it right the next time and all was forgiven.
But today? Today, you took the insult one step farther by swapping my spicy corn sticks with your pathetic "gourmet" (snort) seasoned croutons.
Really? Did you think most of your customers would blithely put these rock hard pieces of ten day old bland bread into their salad in place of the crispy, tangy perfectly-seasoned corn sticks and not notice?
Bad form, JitB. Bad form.
I hope no hostage situations arise from your careless under planning and order shortage problem. It only takes one crazy lady who has had a bad day/month/year to snap. Just sayin'.
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